[–]SupersonicsNatureTrailToHell3D 115 points 5 hours ago

Chris Paul on his couch yelling at the TV: I told you!

球迷：保羅在沙發(fā)上對著電視怒吼： 我早就告訴過你！

[–]SpursCorporateKnowledge5 1706 points 5 hours ago

Ah no biggie, probably an inconsequential posses…(checks scoreboard and game clock)…SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS

馬刺球迷：啊，小問題，大概是個無關(guān)緊要的回合……（看了眼記分牌和比賽時間）……我滴個親娘欸！

[–]SunsCreativeContract2170 595 points 5 hours ago

This team is such a joke man. It would honestly be hilarious if OKC didn’t own their pick

太陽球迷：這隊真是個笑話。說實話，要是雷霆不擁有他們的選秀權(quán)，那就更好笑呢。

[–]Particular_Elk_6726 327 points 5 hours ago

it's funnier that okc owns their pick ?? things like this seem more catastrophic

球迷：更好笑的是雷霆還真有他們的選秀權(quán)?? 這種場面看起來就更災(zāi)難了。

[–]MavericksStolenLampy 1139 points 6 hours ago

What the HELL is this shit? I was like, oh that's weird. Then I saw the score... Man, I know we traded Luka and everything, but at least I'm not a Clippers fan. I feel for y'all.

獨行俠球迷：這他媽是什么鬼？我一開始還想，哦，這有點怪。然后我看到了比分……老兄，我知道我們交易走了東契奇啥的，但至少我不是快船球迷。心疼你們。

[–]LakersBizzyHaze 356 points 6 hours ago

You guys have Cooper Flagg and some tradeable assets. Clippers only tradeable asset is Zubac.

湖人球迷：你們好歹有庫珀·弗拉格和些可交易的資產(chǎn)?？齑ㄒ荒芙灰椎馁Y產(chǎn)就是祖巴茨了。

[–]Raptorsiamwearingashirt 131 points 5 hours ago

The Mavs are in a perfectly fine place in terms of roster. But that's like telling a person making a million a year they're still doing pretty good when their salary drops to about 200k a year.

猛龍球迷：從陣容角度看，獨行俠其實還不錯。但這就像告訴一個年薪百萬的人，就算他薪水降到20萬，也還算混得挺好。

[–][LAL] Gary PaytonForgotPWAgainSigh 419 points 6 hours ago

What was harden mad about? He clearly didn't want the ball

湖人球迷：哈登在氣啥？他明明就不想要球。

[–]assman912 278 points 6 hours ago

Probably wanted Batum to take his time picking up the ball so they can set up whatever they were wanting to do. Basically delay the start of the 5 seconds. Teams do that a lot to the point where they don't even pick up the ball they just wait out of bounds until the ref picks it up and gives it to them lol

球迷：他可能想讓巴圖姆不著急撿球，這樣他們好布置想打的戰(zhàn)術(shù)。基本上就是拖到5秒發(fā)球違例計時開始。很多隊都這么干，甚至不撿球，就在界外等著裁判撿起來遞給他們，哈哈。

[–]not_another_no 111 points 5 hours ago

Looks like Batum asked a question and just said ‘Oh.’ So probably this case.

球迷：看起來巴圖姆問了句話，然后就“哦”了一聲。所以很可能就是這種情況。

[–]OThePlacesYouWillGo 117 points 6 hours ago

He wanted Batum to take his time inbounding the ball and he was also waiting on one of his teammates to come down so that he wouldn’t have to bring the ball up while getting pressed 74 feet from the basket. It’s easier to get the ball around half court rather than driving it up the full court and looking for your shot.

球迷：他是想讓巴圖姆不著急發(fā)球，同時也在等一個隊友過來接應(yīng)，這樣他就不用在后場就被緊逼，要運球70多英尺了。在中場附近接球，比從后場一條龍運過來再找機會要容易多了。

[–]RDomination 170 points 6 hours ago

the vibes are dogshit

球迷：隊內(nèi)氛圍跟屎一樣。

[–]76ersSlightlyAmbiguous1 180 points 6 hours ago

Batum’s gonna file for divorce

76人球迷：巴圖姆要申請“離隊”了。

[–]luca3791 270 points 6 hours ago

If I was coach I’d be fucking livid. Whole practice of constant running. Suicides for the whole fucking practice

球迷：我要是教練，肺都得氣炸。下次訓(xùn)練全程給我跑，自殺式折返跑練TM一整場。

[–]NuggetsFit-Avocado-342 130 points 5 hours ago

Ty Lue is completely checked out tbh I doubt he even gave a crap, probably just staring out into the distance as usual

掘金球迷：說實話，泰倫·盧的心思早就不在這了。我懷疑他壓根不在乎，大概又像往常一樣在神游天外。

[–]BullsDisMFer 310 points 6 hours ago

The players would just refuse to do it. The entire issue with this team is that the stars set the tone and that tone is "fuck hard work, just cash the checks and don't show up for work." They cut CP3 because he was trying too hard.

公牛球迷：球員們根本不會聽。這支球隊的根本問題在于球星們定下的調(diào)子，那調(diào)子就是“去TM的刻苦訓(xùn)練，把錢拿到手，出工不出力就行了?！?他們裁掉保羅，就是因為他太努力了。

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[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 453 points 8 hours ago

clippers lose the story so far

快船球迷：快船又輸了，故事依舊。

注：該球迷畫了很多快船輸球后吉祥物頹廢擺爛的搞笑漫畫，快船每輸一場，他就畫一幅，今天的插圖都是他畫的。

[–]WarriorsColeUnderPresh 110 points 7 hours ago

Bro I go to r/laclippers just to tune in to these every L y’all take ?? They’re hilarious. Lmao. Thanks for making them!

勇士球迷：兄弟，我每次就為了看這個才去快船區(qū)潛水，你們每輸一場就更一次?? 太搞笑了。謝謝你創(chuàng)作這些！

[–]Thunderleonardry 75 points 8 hours ago

Did you draw these ?? it’s so good

雷霆球迷：這都是你畫的？?? 太棒了。

[–][LAC] Pablo Prigionilolwtferic 138 points 7 hours ago

yes unfortunately

快船球迷：是的，很不幸（是我畫的）。

[–]RocketsNigelSexMachine 420 points 8 hours ago

That last 20 seconds lmao

火箭球迷：最后20秒真是笑死我了。

[–]ThunderOKC2023champs 159 points 8 hours ago

That last 20 minutes*

雷霆球迷：最后20分鐘都是！

[–]kringiskhan 44 points 8 hours ago

I miss just letting refs fuck shit up. The game has a great rhythm in the 4th up until that last minute

球迷：我有點懷念讓裁判瞎搞的日子了。第四節(jié)比賽節(jié)奏挺好的，直到最后那一分鐘。

[–]RocketsAWall925 67 points 8 hours ago

Last 37 seconds of the game took about 15 minutes

火箭球迷：比賽最后37秒花了差不多15分鐘。

[–]TimberwolvesMorezingis 163 points 8 hours ago

A 64-35 rebound disparity is fucking horrifying.

森林狼球迷：64比35的籃板差距，真他媽嚇人。

[–]Raptorsshangalang69 67 points 6 hours ago

average rockets game

猛龍球迷：火箭隊的常規(guī)操作。

[–]Raptorsfoofighter1351 102 points 8 hours ago

That was a remarkably stupid ending to the game

猛龍球迷：這比賽收尾真是蠢得驚人。

[–]MavericksRegular-Beat268 123 points 8 hours ago

Refs shouldn't be able to suddenly decide a push-off that happens 50 times a night in the NBA is actually an offensive foul with 10 seconds left in a 1 possession game. If there was any clarity as to when that would be called, Kawhi probably doesn't do it in the first place. But it's so arbitrary when they decide to call one, and because Kawhi reasonably assumed they wouldn't call that in that moment, since they rarely call it in any moment, the outcome was entirely in the refs hands there.

獨行俠球迷：裁判不該在比賽還剩10秒、分差一個球權(quán)的時候，突然判定一個每晚在NBA發(fā)生50次的推人動作是進攻犯規(guī)。如果什么時候該吹有明確標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，萊昂納德可能一開始就不會做那個動作。但裁判吹罰的時機太隨意了，而萊昂納德合理地認(rèn)為他們那時不會吹，因為任何時候他們都很少吹這個。所以結(jié)果完全掌握在裁判手里。

[–]TimberwolvesMorezingis 83 points 8 hours ago

Investigate the Clippers…. … more, I mean.

森林狼球迷：調(diào)查快船隊……我的意思是，加大力度。

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 49 points 8 hours ago

Clippers have the 3rd worst record. what are we doing man. start giving them wins!

猛龍球迷：快船現(xiàn)在是聯(lián)盟倒數(shù)第三的戰(zhàn)績。我們這是在干嘛啊老兄?？旖o他們送點勝利吧！

[–][HOU] Steve Francis2ToTooTwoFish 39 points 8 hours ago

We tried to choke this, believe me.

火箭球迷：我們真的在努力演砸了，信我。

[–]ThunderOKC2023champs 97 points 8 hours ago

Hey thanks rockets! Very cool!

雷霆球迷：嘿，謝謝火箭！太酷啦！

[–]CanadaNathanFielderFriend 48 points 8 hours ago

More like thanks clippers, the rockets tried to give them this game and the clippers said “oh no no no buddy”

球迷：更該說謝謝快船，火箭試著把勝利送上，但快船說：“哦，不不不，哥們，這可不行?！?/strong>